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Mar 18, 20242 min read
Is this the correct[ion] path?
Comparison: Reentry [from prison] is not [an easy path]. It is a rocky, winding, switchbacked trail, overgrown in some places,...
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Mar 16, 20241 min read
Why's the garage door out of control?
Comparison: You paid thousands of dollars to learn what Toni Morrison had to teach you about the evils of slavery and you gave that...
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Mar 12, 20241 min read
I think I hear a train!
Comparison: Everyone in the operation understands the dynamic by now, nobody more than [Issac] Prewitt and [Will] McIntire, who...
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Mar 11, 20241 min read
Those ripples reach out. Yes?!
Comparison: But when we understand that what we call particles are actually little ripples, little waves in the fields of the universe,...
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DLP
Mar 7, 20241 min read
Will this show up on MLS?
Comparison: ‘The old phrase is that bankruptcy is like being in a fishbowl,‘ Hampson said. Insight offered by U of Florida law professor...
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DLP
Mar 7, 20242 min read
Yow. Upset feline. Be ye not distracted.
Comparison: Politics has become a stand-in not only for religion but also in the primary arena for kulturkampf. Having a president of the...
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DLP
Mar 4, 20241 min read
Hey! Guys?! The important information is upstairs.
Comparison: [High-tech, social media companies are] run by engineers who might as well be wiring your house for cable or fixing your...
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DLP
Feb 23, 20241 min read
I remember the coach's name, but where IS my key fob?
Comparison: Our minds render the past in surrealist montages, not as cinéma verité; we are more Willem de Kooning than Dorothea Lange....
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DLP
Feb 22, 20241 min read
Someone PLEASE find the Antidote!
Comparison: He has poisoned the well, made me question the basic nature of humanity. If there is one thing beyond all others that makes...
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DLP
Feb 18, 20241 min read
Valuable data. Recover the VALUABLE data!
Comparison: Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating...
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DLP
Feb 16, 20241 min read
Will it stick? Stay T̸u̸n̸e̸d̸ SHEESHED.
Comparison: It seems like Biden is throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. Lora Kelley from The Atlantic interviewing social media...
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DLP
Feb 10, 20241 min read
When do they open?
Comparison: . . . feels like window-shopping for love at a store that's closed. . . . life might be different if I owned them [beautiful...
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DLP
Feb 2, 20241 min read
Short, shorter, shortest. Relief!
Comparison: I’ve had headaches that were shorter and more pleasant. Washington Post film reviewer Ty Burr apparently had a burr under his...
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DLP
Jan 25, 20241 min read
Light switch, light switch, wherefore art thou light switch?
Comparison: ‘It’s never like flipping a light switch. It’s always a process,’ he says. Antony Blinken uses “never“ to put an emphatic...
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DLP
Jan 24, 20241 min read
Now THAT's some jumbled poetry.
Comparison: Last night Donald Trump made his closing argument by throwing magnetic poetry in a blender during an earthquake. CBS's Steven...
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DLP
Jan 21, 20241 min read
Our guy's gonna win . . . right Dad?
Comparison: Have you ever seen where a parent has a toddler in a car seat, and the toddler has a tiny, brightly colored toy steering...
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DLP
Jan 20, 20241 min read
Time running out! The shot is away . . .
Comparison: For basketball fans, these are relics of the True Cross. Air Jordans. Air Jordans. Air Jordans. Holy Sneakers. At auction....
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DLP
Jan 18, 20241 min read
Slot cars re-invented just in time!
Comparison: One of the hardest aspects of getting old is that time races by like a slot car. I guess everything speeds up when it’s going...
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DLP
Jan 6, 20241 min read
Who paid for your plane and parachute?
Comparison: The climate denialists come back again and again, at each fresh wave of global warming awareness, like ‘fire-jumpers,’ Lipsky...
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DLP
Jan 5, 20241 min read
Amen. Pass the Pigskin.
Comparison: As Michigan’s and Washington’s ‘student-athletes’ (the core locution in the liturgy of the Church of College Football) gird...
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